#include #include int main() { #if rop&onut&((own&rain)|warf) printf("The orc scrambles to the drain,\n" "trying to get the donut; you\n" "run out the door and escape!\n" "\n" " The End\n"); exit(0); #else #if escribe #if ocument printf("It reads:\n" " Depress Dotted Dog\n"); exit(0); #else #if oor printf("The door is decorated with relief\n" "figures of various dog breeds.\n"); exit(0); #else #if rain printf("Through the drain you see a dwarf\n" "in another cell.\n"); exit(0); #else #if warf printf("The gnarled dwarf looks thirsty.\n"); exit(0); #else #if ungeon|ebris printf("You notice a desk, a phone, and\n" "a phone directory among the clutter.\n"); exit(0); #else #if esk printf("There are some dimes on the desk.\n"); exit(0); #else #if irectory printf("It reads:\n" " Pixie's Pub -\n" " instant service -\n" " Dial DUNgeon0614\n"); exit(0); #else printf("You notice nothing unusual.\n"); exit(0); #endif #endif #endif #endif #endif #endif #endif #else #if ial&UNgeon0614 printf("Pixie takes your order, and\n" "magically, the room is filled\n" "with banana daiquiris.\n"); exit(0); #endif #if rink&aiquiri printf("As you drink, a voice from\n" "below says 'Could you drop\n" "one down here?'\n"); exit(0); #endif #if rop&aiquiri #if warf|own printf("The dwarf eagerly accepts\n" "the drink. 'Thanks! Here,\n" "I found this, but I can't\n" "understand it.' He hands\n" "you a document.\n"); exit(0); #else printf("You drop the drink\n" "on the floor.\n"); exit(0); #endif #endif #if epress&(almatian|almation) printf("As you press the dalmatian\n" "figure, the door opens - only\n" "to reveal a menacing orc by\n" "a vending machine (with a\n" "sign reading 'DEPOSIT MONEY').\n"); exit(0); #endif #if eposit&(ime|imes) printf("Donuts spill out; you get\n" "some, the orc hungrily eats\n" "the rest.\n"); exit(0); #endif #if rop&onut printf("The orc quickly eats the\n" "donut; he still bars the\n" "way.\n"); exit(0); #endif #if rop+epress+ime+eposit+rink+aiquiri+onut==1 printf("Be more specific.\n"); exit(0); #endif printf("You are in a debris-filled\n" "dungeon; a door bars the\n" "way, and sludge trickles into\n" "a floor drain.\n"); exit(0); #endif #endif }