#if O main(){} #else #if rop&onut&((own&rain)|warf) #include " The orc scrambles to the drain, trying to get the donut; you run out the door and escape! The End " #else #if escribe #if ocument #include " It reads: Depress Dotted Dog " #else #if oor #include " The door is decorated with relief figures of various dog breeds " #else #if rain #include " Through the drain you see a dwarf in another cell " #else #if warf #include " The gnarled dwarf looks thirsty " #else #if ungeon|ebris #include " You notice a desk, a phone, and a phone directory among the clutter " #else #if esk #include " There are some dimes on the desk " #else #if irectory #include " It reads: Pixie's Pub - instant service - Dial DUNgeon0614 " #else #include " You notice nothing unusual " #endif #endif #endif #endif #endif #endif #endif #else #if ial&UNgeon0614 #include " Pixie takes your order, and magically, the room is filled with banana daiquiris " #endif #if rink&aiquiri #include " As you drink, a voice from below says 'Could you drop one down here?' " #endif #if rop&aiquiri #if warf|own #include " The dwarf eagerly accepts the drink. 'Thanks! Here, I found this, but I can't understand it.' He hands you a document " #else #include " You drop the drink on the floor " #endif #endif #if epress&(almatian|almation) #include " As you press the dalmatian figure, the door opens - only to reveal a menacing orc by a vending machine (with a sign reading 'DEPOSIT MONEY') " #endif #if eposit&(ime|imes) #include " Donuts spill out; you get some, the orc hungrily eats the rest " #endif #if rop&onut #include " The orc quickly eats the donut; he still bars the way " #endif #if rop+epress+ime+eposit+rink+aiquiri+onut==1 #include " Be more specific " #endif #include " You are in a debris-filled dungeon; a door bars the way, and sludge trickles into a floor drain " #endif #endif #endif