Landon Curt Noll
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fix experimental web site links in experimental index.html sync CNAME with https://github.com/ioccc-src/winner/blob/master/CNAME improve .gitignore files Added to each .gitignore file, comments on how to sort. Put into winner .gitignore files, ignore *.dSYM files. Put into winner .gitignore files, ignore indent.c, indent.o and indent files. This is done so that the winner directory can more self contained. We did not put into winner .gitignore files, however, excludes of .-files as found in the top level .gitignore file. As .-files are not allowed by mkiocccentry, the top level .gitignore file remains sufficient. Added to year level .gitignore files, excludes of mkentry or iocccsize files as needed. Sorted (via sort -d -u) all .gitignore file.
To build:
make
To use:
./briddlebane
Try:
For some fun every time you log in try running this from your .bashrc or
equivalent file!
Judges' remarks:
One could argue that this program was a "diseased dumpster of tripe" but I suspect that would only result in the judges being heckled as a "scum-encrusted congress of obscurity" (but only if it was in the early evening of Dec 22, 2000).
Can you find out how it stores the insult strings? Can you then take an insult and figure out when it will be uttered?
Author's remarks:
This program was broadcast from deep within the Zarbonic Cluster and received at 9:03pm on March 21st, 2000 by Moxen N. Briddlebane. The original author, as designated by other components of the transmission, refers to himself simply as "Lord Zarbon", though offers no information in relation to the significance of that post. The sole purpose of this program appears to be to degrade and humiliate the people of this planet by calling them names. It takes no input, it only produces a single line of slanderous output.
The program appears to be rather confused, internally. It is
unclear whether or not "Lord Zarbon" truly understands the
mechanics of programming. What is particularly disturbing is
the curious method of insult-encoding employed by this program.
Furthermore, it is ambiguous how said data is arranged and why
it is necessary to resort to trigonometric functions to handle
it. One of the real mysteries involves the numbers 114 and
2, which are, according to Lord Zarbon, very deliberate.
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