83 lines
2.4 KiB
C
83 lines
2.4 KiB
C
/*
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* Sun's Java is often touted as being "portable", even though my code won't
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* suddenly become über-portable if it's in Java. Truth is, Java's one of
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* the most ugly, slow, and straitjacketed languages ever. It's popular
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* mainly because people hear the word "portable" and go "ewww".
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*
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* This program, then, is dedicated to bringing about the death of Java. We
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* good coders have been oppressed for too long by the lame language
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* decisions of pointy-haired bosses and academics who should know better.
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* It's time we stand up against this junk, and bring back the fun in
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* programming! Viva La Revolution!
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*/
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#define aSet c
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#define BufferedReader(x)1
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#define byte Y[I][_^1]?do(:):_&1?do(.):do(`):8;++y;}
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#define class int N=0,_,O=328,l=192,y=4,Y[80][64]={0},I;struct
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#define do(c)a(#c "\b")
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#define err c,c
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#define getAllStrings(x));q()
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#define if(x)b(#x)
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#define IOException
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#define line c
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#define main(a)b(char*x){write(1,"\033[",2),null}main()
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#define new
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#define null a(x);}a(char*x){write(1,x,strlen(x));try;try;try;try;
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#define out c,c
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#define println(x)c
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#define private int d(int
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#define public short c;}c;typedef int BufferedReader;char*F="JF>:>FB;;BII";
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#define return {return
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#define static f(x){N=(N+x)%6,y--?f(0),f(1),f(4),f(1):++Y[(I=O+N[F]-66)
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#define String
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#define System c
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#define this if(D):1,O=I,I/=16,l<_/32?if(B):l>_/32?if(A):2,l=_,_/=16,byte
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#define throws
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#define toArray(x)c
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#define try for(;--c.c;)
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#define void /16][(_=l+N[6+F]-66)/16]?O/=16,l/=32,O<I/16?if(C):O>I/16?this
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#define while(k)if(2J),if(7;21H),f(0),f(4),f(4),if(H),/*
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import java.io.*;
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import java.util.*;
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/**
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* A lame Java program.
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* @author J. Random Worker
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*/
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class LameJavaApp
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{
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/** The infamous Long-Winded Signature From Hell. */
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public static void main(String[] args)
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throws IOException
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{
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/* Don't get me started on this. */
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BufferedReader reader =
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new BufferedReader(new FileReader(args[0]));
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/* What, this long incantation just to print a string? */
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System.err.println("Hello world!");
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/* At least this is sane. */
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String line;
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while ((line = reader.readLine()) != null)
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System.out.println(line.length());
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}
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/**
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* Method with a needlessly long name.
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* @param aSet a set (!)
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*/
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private String[] getAllStrings(Set<String> aSet)
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{
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/*
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* This dance is needed even in J2SE 5, which has type
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* templates. It was worse before that.
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*/
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return aSet.toArray(new String[0]);
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}
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}
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