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Cody Boone Ferguson 009e1b7522 Link in SECURITY.html to all web pages
The location of the link is in the About menu under the 'Contacting the
IOCCC' and above 'Thanks for the help'. At first I had it at the very
bottom, under 'IOCCC markdown guidelines', but it seemed better to have
it closer to contacting the IOCCC. This is the same location in the no
JavaScript menu (which, for those who do not know or forget, is not a
requirement except for some screen sizes).

The top level Makefile has a new 'security' rule. Updated make help.

Typo fixes in make help.

SECURITY.html has had a few updates as well: change the wording of entry
code is unsupported (it now says 'ALL CODE IN ALL IOCCC ENTRIES IS
UNSUPPORTED!!') and it now links to the mkiocccentry repo and how to
report a possible security vulnerability in that repo; as that IS
supported - and since there was reference to discussing security
concerns is in SECURITY.html - even though the entries will not receive
security updates - it seemed a good idea to have a link to report such
security issues in the mkiocccentry repo. Perhaps the FAQ needs to be
updated for this too.
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To build:

    make

To use:

    ./chia

Judges' remarks:

Have you had your morning cup of Java? You might want a second cup before parsing this entry. And give your C pre-processor a triple shot as it tries to handle parameters for "stringification".

Author's remarks:

Two things inspired this entry. First, there were the C programs which were #define'd to look like Pascal or Visual Basic: the /bin/sh code from V7 Unix (which reportedly was the motivation behind this contest!), the VAL Linker by David Troendle, the 2000/primenum IOCCC entry, ... Looking at these programs, I thought, "hmm... if it's possible to make C code look like some weird cross between Pascal, VB, and COBOL, then how about making C code look like some other language?"

As chance would have it, I was writing some Java code at that time, and one of my net friends was also working on someone else's Java code. We both hated Java; indeed, I hated Java so much that I was tired of hating it. Then I remembered my earlier idea: "Of course! Why not write C code that looks like Java? And poke fun at Java while I'm at it? All ye behold, as I turn anger into action! PH34R MII!!!!!!!" And so, this entry was born. :-)

Besides carrying a revolutionary message in the comments, this entry also draws a spiffy little Koch snowflake fractal on the screen, with the help of ANSI escape sequences.

The code requires a preprocessor that can stomach all kinds of nonsense that are passed as parameters to macros for stringification. GNU cpp handles such things just fine, but certain broken preprocessors may decide to freak out when they see macro parameters that don't look like C tokens.