convert INABIAF headers in README.md to a Jargon File quote

We introduce a bit of fun, while specifying that something is "supposed to happen". NOTE: There is no need to change the INABIAF STATUS. The use there is perfectly fine.
2023-11-02 17:17:40 -07:00
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@@ -47,10 +47,15 @@ echo -100 x 100 + 1 | ./robison
 echo 100 / 100 | ./robison # <-- what happens here ?
 ```

-### INABIAF - it's not a bug it's a feature! :-)
+NOTE: This program will very likely crash or break into tiny bits
+:-) if you feed it numbers with non-binary digits.

-This program will very likely crash or break into tiny bits :-) if you feed it
-numbers with non-binary digits.
+This is supposed to happen.  As is written in the
+[The Jargon File](http://catb.org/jargon/html/F/feature.html):
+
+```
+That's not a bug, that's a feature.
+```


 ## Judges' remarks:
@@ -43,7 +43,12 @@ vi tbr.c
 What happens if you try using `cd -` to return to previous directory? What about
 `cd` with no args?

-### TNABTAF - they're not a bug they're a feature! :-)
+This is supposed to happen.  As is written in the
+[The Jargon File](http://catb.org/jargon/html/F/feature.html):
+
+```
+That's not a bug, that's a feature.
+```

 The authors include a section called [BUGS](#bugs) that, because they were
 documented, are not considered bugs as such in the context of the contest.
@@ -48,13 +48,18 @@ y1 - initial value  (y(x1) == y1)
 ./theorem y 0 1 0.1 1
 ```

-### INABIAF - it's not a bug it's a feature! :-)
-
 If the two args passed to `fibonacci` and `theorem_bkp` equals 0 it will
 print 0 over and over again in an infinite loop. In this case it should not be
 fixed (another condition where this occurred was fixed as it affected usability
 of the program).

+This is supposed to happen.  As is written in the
+[The Jargon File](http://catb.org/jargon/html/F/feature.html):
+
+```
+That's not a bug, that's a feature.
+```
+
 BTW: why can't the fix:

 ```c
@@ -39,13 +39,17 @@ What happens if you give the program a C program like itself? Try:
 You'll get errors yes but what does the generated file look like? What about
 other types of files?

-
-### INABIAF - it's not a bug it's a feature! :-)
-
 Please note that if the BASIC file cannot be opened for reading or the output
 file cannot be opened for writing then this program will very likely crash or do
 something funny.

+This is supposed to happen.  As is written in the
+[The Jargon File](http://catb.org/jargon/html/F/feature.html):
+
+```
+That's not a bug, that's a feature.
+```
+
 These are a mild nuisance but are considered a feature not a bug. We challenge
 you to fix it for learning if you wish. See also [bugs.md](/bugs.md).

@@ -138,7 +138,12 @@ at the [International Obfuscated C Code Contest judges'
 room](https://www.ioccc.org/https://www.ioccc.org/judges.html) they believe that
 you can win tic-tac-toe, that there can be acceptable draws.

-### INABIAF - it's not a bug it's a feature! :-)
+This is supposed to happen.  As is written in the
+[The Jargon File](http://catb.org/jargon/html/F/feature.html):
+
+```
+That's not a bug, that's a feature.
+```

 Try not to cheat (even though it's very easy :-) ), the computer has not learned
 how to catch you doing it.
@@ -44,12 +44,17 @@ For more detailed information see [1992 kivinen in bugs.md](/bugs.md#1992-kivine

 See also the author's remarks for other variations.

-### INABIAF - it's not a bug it's a feature! :-)
-
 In modern systems a known issue is that when you start the game everything
 starts to move to the right of the game window but if you click on the window it
 moves back to where it should be.

+This is supposed to happen.  As is written in the
+[The Jargon File](http://catb.org/jargon/html/F/feature.html):
+
+```
+That's not a bug, that's a feature.
+```
+

 ## Judges' remarks:

@@ -25,10 +25,15 @@ where

 `file` is a file containing some text.

-### INABIAF - it's not a bug it's a feature! :-)
-
 This entry will segfault if the file cannot be opened. This is not a bug.

+This is supposed to happen.  As is written in the
+[The Jargon File](http://catb.org/jargon/html/F/feature.html):
+
+```
+That's not a bug, that's a feature.
+```
+

 ### Try:

@@ -32,11 +32,16 @@ For more detailed information see [2000 rince in bugs.md](/bugs.md#2000-rince).
 ./rince number number2
 ```

-### INABIAF - it's not a bug it's a feature! :-)
-
 If `DISPLAY` is not set the program will very likely crash or do something
 different.

+This is supposed to happen.  As is written in the
+[The Jargon File](http://catb.org/jargon/html/F/feature.html):
+
+```
+That's not a bug, that's a feature.
+```
+

 ### Try:

@@ -58,9 +58,6 @@ What happens if you try it on another file like [anonymous.c](anonymous.c)? Can
 you recompile it okay? What if you run it on `anonymous` itself? Can you run the
 program successfully after it without recompiling?

-
-### INABIAF - it's not a bug it's a feature! :-)
-
 If you do not specify a 32-bit ELF binary as the arg of this program it will
 very likely crash or do something terribly wrong like slaughtering all the
 [elves](https://www.glyphweb.com/arda/e/elves.html) of
@@ -70,6 +67,14 @@ that :-(
 If the program cannot be run (for instance under macOS as an ELF file) then
 the program will fail to execute it and might not even touch it.

+This is supposed to happen.  As is written in the
+[The Jargon File](http://catb.org/jargon/html/F/feature.html):
+
+```
+That's not a bug, that's a feature.
+```
+
+
 ### A 2023 note about the warning from the author:

 The author suggested that this *might* somewhat destroy the binaries this
@@ -44,10 +44,15 @@ make alt
 Use `dgbeards.alt` as you would `dgbeards` above. Can you find a flaw in this
 version that the author did not note?

-## INABIAF - it's not a bug it's a feature! :-)
-
 This game crashes if it loses.

+This is supposed to happen.  As is written in the
+[The Jargon File](http://catb.org/jargon/html/F/feature.html):
+
+```
+That's not a bug, that's a feature.
+```
+

 ### Try:

@@ -29,10 +29,15 @@ For more detailed information see [2001 ollinger in bugs.md](/bugs.md#2001-ollin
 ./ollinger integer
 ```

-### INABIAF - it's not a bug it's a feature! :-)
-
 This program will very likely crash or do something else without an arg.

+This is supposed to happen.  As is written in the
+[The Jargon File](http://catb.org/jargon/html/F/feature.html):
+
+```
+That's not a bug, that's a feature.
+```
+

 ### Try:

@@ -29,8 +29,6 @@ For more detailed information see [2001 schweikh in bugs.md](/bugs.md#2001-schwe
 ./schweikh string string2
 ```

-### INABIAF - it's not a bug it's a feature! :-)
-
 This program will very likely crash or do something else if you do not give it
 two args.

@@ -39,6 +37,13 @@ comments for details and a workaround.

 There's also no way to escape meta characters.

+This is supposed to happen.  As is written in the
+[The Jargon File](http://catb.org/jargon/html/F/feature.html):
+
+```
+That's not a bug, that's a feature.
+```
+

 ### Try:

@@ -52,11 +52,16 @@ diff remarks.md README.md # notice how similar they are
 ./sds < remarks.md
 ```

-### INABIAF - it's not a bug it's a feature! :-)
-
 The generated code will very likely crash or do something else if not given a
 proper command line. This is not a bug but a feature.

+This is supposed to happen.  As is written in the
+[The Jargon File](http://catb.org/jargon/html/F/feature.html):
+
+```
+That's not a bug, that's a feature.
+```
+

 ## Judges' remarks:

@@ -49,13 +49,18 @@ make alt

 Use `anon.alt` as you would `anon`.

-### INABIAF - it's not a bug it's a feature! :-)
-
 After a very large number of moves this program will deliberately force itself
 to destroy its runtime stack. This is the author's way to prevent you from being
 frustrated (which might happen as it likes to create unsolvable puzzles just to
 hook you) and spending too much time playing. :-)

+This is supposed to happen.  As is written in the
+[The Jargon File](http://catb.org/jargon/html/F/feature.html):
+
+```
+That's not a bug, that's a feature.
+```
+
 If you want to see this in action you can easily do this with the alt version:

 ```sh
@@ -38,10 +38,15 @@ For more detailed information see [2006 monge in bugs.md](/bugs.md#2006-monge).
 ./monge "z = 0" "z = z*z*z + c; Abs2(z) < 4"
 ```

-### INABIAF - it's not a bug it's a feature! :-)
-
 Incorrect formulas will ungracefully crash the program.

+This is supposed to happen.  As is written in the
+[The Jargon File](http://catb.org/jargon/html/F/feature.html):
+
+```
+That's not a bug, that's a feature.
+```
+

 ## Judges' remarks:

@@ -32,12 +32,17 @@ For more detailed information see [2011 vik in bugs.md](/bugs.md#2011-vik).
 An alternate version for Windows is available. See the Alternate code section
 below.

-### INABIAF - it's not a bug it's a feature! :-)
-
 The author stated that the program will crash if no argument is passed tot he
 program though we note that your computer might also [halt and catch
 fire](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halt_and_Catch_Fire_(computing)) :-)

+This is supposed to happen.  As is written in the
+[The Jargon File](http://catb.org/jargon/html/F/feature.html):
+
+```
+That's not a bug, that's a feature.
+```
+

 ### Try:

@@ -60,13 +60,18 @@ To extract the embedded PNG:
 There is an alternate version which might work for Windows. See Alternate code
 section below.

-### INABIAF - it's not a bug it's a feature! :-)
-
 The author stated that the program will crash if no argument is passed to the
 program or if invalid arguments or images of mismatching sizes or unsupported
 pixel formats though we note that your computer might also [halt and catch
 fire](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halt_and_Catch_Fire_(computing)) :-)

+This is supposed to happen.  As is written in the
+[The Jargon File](http://catb.org/jargon/html/F/feature.html):
+
+```
+That's not a bug, that's a feature.
+```
+

 ### Try:

@@ -70,11 +70,15 @@ diff 1.txt 2.txt
 rm 1.txt 2.txt
 ```

-
-## INABIAF - it's not a bug it's a feature! :-)
-
 This program will possibly crash or draw something funny with 0 args. Then
-again it might not. :-) This is not a bug and should NOT be fixed.
+again it might not. :-)
+
+This is supposed to happen.  As is written in the
+[The Jargon File](http://catb.org/jargon/html/F/feature.html):
+
+```
+That's not a bug, that's a feature.
+```

 Ask yourself the following questions: when will it crash, when will it draw
 something funny (or will it ? :-) ) and when will it do nothing?
@@ -55,10 +55,15 @@ of the invocations above:

 ![./hou otherroom.scene - Other room](otherroom.jpg)

-### INABIAF - it's not a bug it's a feature! :-)
-
 This program does not terminate by itself: you must kill `hou` (but not Qiming
-Hou :-) ) in order to end the program. This should not be fixed.
+Hou :-) ) in order to end the program.
+
+This is supposed to happen.  As is written in the
+[The Jargon File](http://catb.org/jargon/html/F/feature.html):
+
+```
+That's not a bug, that's a feature.
+```


 ## Judges' remarks:
@@ -43,13 +43,17 @@ Open another window / terminal.

 Open more terminals and repeat...

-### INABIAF - it's not a bug it's a feature! :-)
-
-
 WARNING: if the file is deleted it might lock any session still in use. These
 will have to be killed from another shell session or by closing the terminal
 tab.

+This is supposed to happen.  As is written in the
+[The Jargon File](http://catb.org/jargon/html/F/feature.html):
+
+```
+That's not a bug, that's a feature.
+```
+
 NOTE: this entry might leave sockets lying about in the current working
 directory which you'll have to delete manually. Here's an example in macOS:

@@ -47,11 +47,16 @@ TZ=UTC48 make clobber prog
 ./prog 512 ./prog
 ```

-### INABIAF - it's not a bug it's a feature! :-)
-
 This program will not validate input so it might fail or get stuck if invoked
 erroneously.

+This is supposed to happen.  As is written in the
+[The Jargon File](http://catb.org/jargon/html/F/feature.html):
+
+```
+That's not a bug, that's a feature.
+```
+

 ## Judges' remarks: