Landon Curt Noll
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We we move 1988-2004 entries from all of a year's winning entries in a single directory to each winner being in their own sub-directory under the given year directory.
91 lines
3.0 KiB
C
91 lines
3.0 KiB
C
#if O
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main(){}
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#else
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#if rop&onut&((own&rain)|warf)
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#include " The orc scrambles to the drain, trying to get the donut; you run out the door and escape! The End "
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#else
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#if escribe
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#if ocument
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#include " It reads: Depress Dotted Dog "
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#else
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#if oor
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#include " The door is decorated with relief figures of various dog breeds "
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#else
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#if rain
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#include " Through the drain you see a dwarf in another cell "
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#else
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#if warf
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#include " The gnarled dwarf looks thirsty "
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#else
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#if ungeon|ebris
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#include " You notice a desk, a phone, and a phone directory among the clutter "
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#else
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#if esk
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#include " There are some dimes on the desk "
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#else
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#if irectory
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#include " It reads: Pixie's Pub - instant service - Dial DUNgeon0614 "
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#else
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#include " You notice nothing unusual "
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#endif
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#endif
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#endif
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#endif
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#endif
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#endif
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#endif
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#else
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#if ial&UNgeon0614
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#include " Pixie takes your order, and magically, the room is filled with banana daiquiris "
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#endif
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#if rink&aiquiri
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#include " As you drink, a voice from below says 'Could you drop one down here?' "
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#endif
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#if rop&aiquiri
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#if warf|own
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#include " The dwarf eagerly accepts the drink. 'Thanks! Here, I found this, but I can't understand it.' He hands you a document "
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#else
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#include " You drop the drink on the floor "
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#endif
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#endif
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#if epress&(almatian|almation)
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#include " As you press the dalmatian figure, the door opens - only to reveal a menacing orc by a vending machine (with a sign reading 'DEPOSIT MONEY') "
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#endif
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#if eposit&(ime|imes)
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#include " Donuts spill out; you get some, the orc hungrily eats the rest "
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#endif
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#if rop&onut
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#include " The orc quickly eats the donut; he still bars the way "
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#endif
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#if rop+epress+ime+eposit+rink+aiquiri+onut==1
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#include " Be more specific "
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#endif
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#include " You are in a debris-filled dungeon; a door bars the way, and sludge trickles into a floor drain "
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#endif
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#endif
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#endif
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